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| There were three guys in an airplane. One guy droppeda rock, another dropped a brick, and the last droppeda grenade.When... more
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| Pilot: Tower, theres a runway light burning. Tower: Im sure there must be dozens of lights burning.Pilot: Sorry, I mean... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Ever wonder why they never show the film ALIVE in-flight?...... Its not because of the films content, its because the pe... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coff... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles. The weather was too bad in New York to all... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year. Every year Fred would say, "Edna, Id like to ride in that ther... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the "Fasten Seat Belts" sign was kept l... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, and making her point, when con... more
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