| 1. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| "Ive never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. "You will bring me down safely, wont you?"All I can say... more
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| 2. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out t... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| From a Southwest Airlines employee: "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this air... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not?Pilot: Yes. Tower: Yes what??Pilot: Yes, SIR!... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| "This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew Id like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from N... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| The Captain was Jewish, and the new First Officer was Chinese. It was the first time they had flown together, and it was... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said "Hi Jack."He shot me.... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A man is flying from Los Angeles to New York. During the meal service, he accidentally knocked the spoon off to the aisl... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her an... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| "Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth... more
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