| 1. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles. The weather was too bad in New York to all... more
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| 2. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait,... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a modern airliner?A Captain, a Co-pilot and a dog. The dog is there to bite the... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they c... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York.... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said "Hi Jack."He shot me.... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, f... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats a... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An airline stewardess was giving the standard safety briefing to the passengers. She had just finished saying In the eve... more
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