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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--until finally the husband just knew when his wife said: "Honey, Ive told you once, Ive told you twice, Ive told you niner thousand times, negative on the affair ..."
 
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