Viewing Joke: Category: Aviation jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 35   Joke: A small twin-prop commuter plane was hijacked by a desperate animal rights extremist who vowed to kill one of the passengers to demonstrate his serious intentions. There were two passengers present, a microbiologist and a yeast geneticist. The hijacker gave each one two minutes to explain why they shouldnt be killed. The microbiologist (who studied bacteria) talked for 1 minute 59 seconds explaining that he studies bacteria, bacteria are model organisms for the study of genetics and physiology etc. etc. and finished with an emotional, bacteria-laden plea which had the hijacker in tears. When he was done, they turned to the yeast geneticist who said, "let me explain to you why yeast genetics is an important discipline..." but he was interrupted by the microbiologist who exclaimed "Shoot me! Shoot me!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Aviation Jokes: 1.    Category: Aviation jokes   A man is flying from Los Angeles to New York. During the meal service, he accidentally knocked the spoon off to the aisl... more 2.    Category: Aviation jokes   One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they c... more 3.    Category: Aviation jokes   A small twin-prop commuter plane was hijacked by a desperate animal rights extremist who vowed to kill one of the passen... more 4.    Category: Aviation jokes   As the airliner was preparing to land in Madrid in a rainstorm, an English passenger seemed noticeably afraid. "Whats th... more 5.    Category: Aviation jokes   Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform y... more 6.    Category: Aviation jokes   From a Southwest Airlines employee.... "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the... more 7.    Category: Aviation jokes   It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home. The airport on the... more 8.    Category: Aviation jokes   An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats a... more 9.    Category: Aviation jokes   Pilot: Tower, please call me a fuel truck. Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck.... more 10.    Category: Aviation jokes   A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--until finally the husband just k... more