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| A man named Mr. Smith was flying from San Francisco to LA. Unexpectedly the plane stopped in Sacramento along the way. T... more
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| 2. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked, "How long does it take to fly to Boston?"The clerk said, "Just... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Ever wonder why they never show the film ALIVE in-flight?...... Its not because of the films content, its because the pe... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Southwest Airlines makes humor a high priority. Here are some actual humorous statements by airline flight crews: "Good... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?None, it is done by the automatic pilot.... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: "Ladies and gentlemen, p... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A young lady was conducting a study in to human sexual behavior. She came to the conclusion that the best place to find... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Tower: Shamu two-two, please state estimated time of arrival. Pilot: Ok, lets see..., I think Tuesday would be nice...... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her an... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| United Airlines FA: "Ladies and Gentlemen, as you are all now painfully aware, our Captain has landed in Seattle. From a... more
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