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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Stewardess" "Yes, Sir?" "I want to complain about this airline. Every time I fly, I get the same seat, I cant see the in-flight movie and there are no windows blinds so I cant sleep." "Captain, shut up and land the plane."
 
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