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| Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.... more
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| My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as hes healthy.... more
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| What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Wheres Pop Corn?... more
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| How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.... more
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| What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.... more
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| How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didnt take it far enough into the woods.... more
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| Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities"... more
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| Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I dont think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their b... more
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| Knock knock. Whos there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later, baby not.... more
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| Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).... more
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