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| A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther down the road a family... more
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| Doctor, doctor, my babys swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.... more
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| What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.... more
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| What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?Infantry !... more
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| What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.... more
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| What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.... more
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| Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).... more
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| Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephants milk. Whose baby was it? The e... more
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| What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?A cry for Alp !... more
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| A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. Im all p... more
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