| 1. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why is a baby like an diamond? Because its a dear little thing.... more
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| 2. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Cry Baby - by Liza Weeping... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as hes healthy.... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They dont make Pampers small enough.... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, thats right. Well, I dont blame God for chucking her out.... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didnt push the pram - she pulled it.... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What is a baby bee? A little humbug.... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Q: Whats pink and red and cant turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| It cant go on! It cant go on! What cant go on? This babys vest ? its too small for me.... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Q: Where does a white baby go when it dies? A: Heaven Q: What does it get? A: Wings Q: What does it become? A: An angel... more
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