| 1. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.... more
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| 2. | Category: Baby jokes |
| I see the babys nose is running again," said a worried father. "For goodness sake!" snapped his wife. "Cant you think of... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Do you like your new baby sister? Shes all right. Do you play with her? No, and we cant even send her back because shes... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Knock knock. Whos there? Underwear. Underwear who? Underwear my baby is tonight?... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Why does a mother carry her baby?The baby cant carry the mother.... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?Because they cant dress themselves.... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephants milk. Whose baby was it? The e... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.... more
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