Viewing Joke: Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 21   Joke: A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey. "If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then Im against it.But if you mean the elixir of Christmas cheer, the shield against winter chill, the taxable potion that puts needed funds into public coffers to comfort little crippled children, then Im for it. This is my position, and I will not compromise."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun: 1.    Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun   Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, "We dont serve your... more 2.    Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun   A guy walks into a tavern. As he walked up to the bar he noticed a twelve-inch man playing the piano, so he asked the ba... more 3.    Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun   A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender asks the seal, "Whats your pleasure?"The seal r... more 4.    Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun   A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. He only brought enough money for one beer though. As hes drinking his beer, wh... more 5.    Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun   A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I cant serve you," states the barman."Why... more 6.    Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun   Recently scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.To prove their theory, the scientists fe... more 7.    Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun   A Russian walks into a bar and orders a beer. "That will be one ruble," says the bartender. "One ruble!" the customer pr... more 8.    Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun   A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"The girl says, "I dont like this song, but even... more 9.    Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun   A neutron walks into a bar. "Id like a beer" he says.The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" a... more 10.    Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun   A guy stumbles through the front door of a bar, ambles up to the bartender and orders a beer. The bartender looks at the... more