Viewing Joke: Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 19   Joke: A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He was a bit scruffy and didnt smell very good. Finally he needed a break and came in to town for a few beers.In the bar, he saw the local jock of the towns football team. He was bragging about his girlfriend and how she was lucky to have him for a boyfriend.The lumberjack, after drinking six bottles of beer, was heard to say, "Buddy, if she went out with me, shed never go out with you ever again."To which the local jock replied, "Hey buddy, if she went out with you, shed never go out with ANYONE ever again."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun: 1.    Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun   A brain walks into a bar and says, "Ill have a pint of beer please."The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I cant serv... more 2.    Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun   A man is in a bar having a drink. The guy next to him falls off of his barstool. The man picks up the guy and sits him b... more 3.    Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun   A cowboy walks in to a bar and says," I want a beer." So after he drank his beer he was about to leave then he noticed t... more 4.    Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun   A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender says, "You want them both now or one at a tim... more 5.    Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun   John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferryboat home every night. One... more 6.    Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun   A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the barman "Can I have a drink for me and one for... more 7.    Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun   The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up... more 8.    Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun   The husband was not home at his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the clock ticked later and later. Finally, about... more 9.    Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun   Sign seen in a bar: "Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."... more 10.    Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun   A hotdog walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies, "Sorry, we dont serve food here".... more