Viewing Joke: Category: Biologist jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 25   Joke: Dan had been studying whales for over 20 years and had made some thrilling breakthroughs regarding their communication. He had managed to decode many of their underwater sounds and to translate them into English. His latest research had proved that they can communicate over a distance of 300 miles. When asked what could they possibly have to say at such distances he replied, "As best as we can figure, it is something like - Hey, can you hear me now?    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Biologist Jokes: 1.    Category: Biologist jokes   Garvin the mammalogist, was in Alaska studying polar bear. In sub-zero weather, he would spend 7 days out on the ice. Bu... more 2.    Category: Biologist jokes   A wildlife biologist is working in the woods, miles from the nearest town. Hes camped alone with his dog and cat as his... more 3.    Category: Biologist jokes   A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?""Well honey..." said the slightly prudis... more 4.    Category: Biologist jokes   A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom,... more 5.    Category: Biologist jokes   How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?Only one, but it takes eight million years.... more 6.    Category: Biologist jokes   A University had advertised for two biologists to help in their mammalogy department, specifically with a group of capti... more 7.    Category: Biologist jokes   Two biologists are in the field following the tracks of a radio-collared grizzly bear. All of a sudden, the bear crashes... more 8.    Category: Biologist jokes   Ben was assigned a new wildlife technician and she was driving him crazy. She was blonde and pretty and insisted on carr... more 9.    Category: Biologist jokes   "A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate.The barman says "Thatll be 80p [ATP]!"... more 10.    Category: Biologist jokes   There were these two Engineers who decided they would go moose hunting in the backwoods of British Columbia. As it happe... more