Viewing Joke: Category: Biologist jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 21   Joke: A young biologist was sitting on a stump at the edge of their camp. On his face was the saddest hangdog expression. One of the other biologists saw his sad looks and asked, "Whats the matter?"The young biologist said, "They put me in the same tent with old Doctor Perkins. He snores all night, takes a bath once a month, and talks non-stop about back when he studied passenger pigeons. Hes so damn old, I think he was a lackey for Charles Darwin. He generally just makes my life Hell. We had a big fight about it and they split us up for a month"The older biologist said, "That should make you happy." The young biologist sadly shook his head and said, "Not when the month is up today!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Biologist Jokes: 1.    Category: Biologist jokes   There were these two Engineers who decided they would go moose hunting in the backwoods of British Columbia. As it happe... more 2.    Category: Biologist jokes   While driving down a steep and curvy logging road, a group of biologists loose control of their 4-wd "Jimmy" and careen... more 3.    Category: Biologist jokes   A young biologist was sitting on a stump at the edge of their camp. On his face was the saddest hangdog expression. One... more 4.    Category: Biologist jokes   How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impa... more 5.    Category: Biologist jokes   Garvin the mammalogist, was in Alaska studying polar bear. In sub-zero weather, he would spend 7 days out on the ice. Bu... more 6.    Category: Biologist jokes   A wildlife biologist is working in the woods, miles from the nearest town. Hes camped alone with his dog and cat as his... more 7.    Category: Biologist jokes   A couple of biologists had twins.One they called John and the other control.... more 8.    Category: Biologist jokes   A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful... more 9.    Category: Biologist jokes   Q: whats a biologists definition of a graphA: an animal with a long neck... more 10.    Category: Biologist jokes   A biologist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump. He brought a bullfrog into his laboratory, set it dow... more