Viewing Joke: Category: Biologist jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 24   Joke: A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracking program. The new recruit said, "I know how the transmitters work, but I have one question--how do you catch the polar bears in the first place?" "I bet you use high-powered tranquilizer dart guns, right?""Oh no!" the experienced biologist replied, "we use an ancient Eskimo technique, developed centuries ago. First, we dig a huge hole in the ice. Next, we place a circle of green peas all the way around the hole. Then, we go hide behind some ice blocks and wait. Finally, when a polar bear comes up to take a pea, we kick him in the ice-hole !!!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Biologist Jokes: 1.    Category: Biologist jokes   Two biologists are in the field following the tracks of a radio-collared grizzly bear. All of a sudden, the bear crashes... more 2.    Category: Biologist jokes   An old mountain man in Arkansas was sick and bedridden. He had not been outdoors for a few weeks and had a sharp craving... more 3.    Category: Biologist jokes   A University had advertised for two biologists to help in their mammalogy department, specifically with a group of capti... more 4.    Category: Biologist jokes   How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impa... more 5.    Category: Biologist jokes   A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom,... more 6.    Category: Biologist jokes   An 8th grade boy was doing some research for his career report at school. He asks his dad, "Father, how many wildlife bi... more 7.    Category: Biologist jokes   Q: whats a biologists definition of a graphA: an animal with a long neck... more 8.    Category: Biologist jokes   Ben was assigned a new wildlife technician and she was driving him crazy. She was blonde and pretty and insisted on carr... more 9.    Category: Biologist jokes   Dan had been studying whales for over 20 years and had made some thrilling breakthroughs regarding their communication.... more 10.    Category: Biologist jokes   Garvin the mammalogist, was in Alaska studying polar bear. In sub-zero weather, he would spend 7 days out on the ice. Bu... more