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| How do you get a parrot to talk properly ? Send him to polytechnic !... more
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| 2. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What do you call the place where parrots make films?Pollywood!... more
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| 3. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| Where do blind parrots go for treatment?The Birds Eye counter!... more
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| 4. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| Q: Why do hens lay eggs?A: If they dropped them, theyd break... more
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| 5. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ?It eggs-plodes !... more
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| 6. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What are a parrots favourite literary characters?Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!... more
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| 7. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?A: To get to the chick across the street!... more
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| 8. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?A: To prove he wasnt chicken.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyd be baygulls (bagels, get it?).... more
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| 10. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What happens when geese land in a volcano ? They cook their own gooses !... more
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