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| "Did you go shopping for my birthday present?" "Yeah, and I found the perfect thing." "What thing is that?" "Nothing!"... more
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| Good news! Ive been given a goldfish for my birthday. . .the bad news is that I dont get the bowl until my next birthday... more
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| Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Harry: That was a kind thought. But why didnt you? Fred:... more
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| What did one candle say to the other?"Dont birthdays burn you up?"... more
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| Why did the boy put candles on the toilet? He wanted to have a birthday potty!... more
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| Will you come to my party on Saturday? Yes, please, Whats the address? 25 The High Street. Just push the bell with your... more
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| Whats the greatest birthday present? Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating.... more
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| Ive been shopping for my wifes birthday present. What did you get her? A bottle of expensive toilet water. It cost 20. 2... more
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| Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap? It was a birthday present from his wife!... more
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| What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!... more
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