Viewing Joke: Category: Birthday jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 31   Joke: It was Grandpa Jones 100th birthday and he was still in perfect health. At his birthday party he was asked how he managed to live so long and stay so fit.He explained "I put my long life down to spending so much time out of doors. Ive been in the open air, day after day, rain or shine, for the last 75th years.""How do you manage to keep up such a rigorous fitness regime?" we asked."Its simple" he said. "When I married my wife 75 years ago, we both made solemn pledge on our wedding night. We agreed that whenever we ever had a fight, whoever was proved wrong would go outside and take long walk."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Birthday Jokes: 1.    Category: Birthday jokes   What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"... more 2.    Category: Birthday jokes   I forgot my brothers birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet.... more 3.    Category: Birthday jokes   BoyFriend: Why didnt you give me anything for my birthday?GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.... more 4.    Category: Birthday jokes   Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Harry: That was a kind thought. But why didnt you? Fred:... more 5.    Category: Birthday jokes   Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Dont you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"... more 6.    Category: Birthday jokes   Grandma, is it exciting being 99? It certainly is! If I wasnt 99 Id be dead.... more 7.    Category: Birthday jokes   Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure. Its a great present but I just cant find t... more 8.    Category: Birthday jokes   What did you get for your birthday? Another year!... more 9.    Category: Birthday jokes   What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? "Hi, Buster."... more 10.    Category: Birthday jokes   When is your birthday? 17th January. What year? Every year!... more