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| A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"Ill buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday.... more
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| Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? Hes trying to age disgracefully!... more
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| Something happened to me yesterday that will never, ever, happen to me again. How can you be so sure? I was 10 years old... more
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| "This birthday cake certainly is crunchy." "Maybe you should spit out the plate!"... more
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| Why wont anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!... more
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| A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. Whats the matter? she asked. Its... more
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| "I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday."... more
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| I forgot my brothers birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet.... more
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| "My birthdays coming"Do you know what I need?" "Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"... more
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| Helen: Mum, do you know what Im going to give you for your birthday?Mum: No, dear, what ?Helen: A nice teapot.Mum: But I... more
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