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| "I guess I didnt get my birthday wish." "How do you know?" "Youre still here!"... more
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| Cat: "What did you get him for his birthday?" Dog: "Pant . . . pant!" Cat: "Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!"... more
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| 3. | Category: Birthday jokes  |
| Will you come to my party on Saturday? Yes, please, Whats the address? 25 The High Street. Just push the bell with your... more
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| 4. | Category: Birthday jokes  |
| Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Dont you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"... more
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| 5. | Category: Birthday jokes  |
| The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep.Excuse me for disturbing... more
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| 6. | Category: Birthday jokes  |
| Did you hear about the dancers birthday? It was a tappy one!... more
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| 7. | Category: Birthday jokes  |
| Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely!Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the was... more
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| 8. | Category: Birthday jokes  |
| First boy: Are you having a party for your birthday? Second boy: No, Im having a witch do. First boy: Whats a witch do?... more
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| Helen: Mum, do you know what Im going to give you for your birthday?Mum: No, dear, what ?Helen: A nice teapot.Mum: But I... more
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| 10. | Category: Birthday jokes  |
| "I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday."... more
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