Viewing Joke: Category: Dead and dying jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 17   Joke: A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for herhusbands funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husbandto be buried in a dark blue suit.He asks, "Wouldnt it just be easier to bury him in the black suitthat hes wearing?"But she insists that it must be a blue suit and gives him a blankcheck to buy one.When she comes back for the wake, she sees her husband in the coffinand he is wearing a beautiful blue suit. She tells the director howmuch she loves the suit and asks how much it cost.He says, "Actually, it didnt cost anything. The funniest thinghappened. As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in, this onewearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, andasked the other widow if she would mind if her husband were buried ina black suit. She said that was fine with her. So... I switched theheads."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Dead And Dying Jokes: 1.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left?Girl: One - the dead one!... more 2.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she?Dead.... more 3.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.... more 4.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!... more 5.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled... more 6.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, "Look, Im sorry but Im going to have to throw the switch... more 7.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.... more 8.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.... more 9.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job.... more 10.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ?Rust in peace !... more