Viewing Joke: Category: Blonde jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 27   Joke: A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit. They both got out of the car and stood over the poor creature.The blonde and her husband just stood their, when she said "Oh i know."So she when in the car and rumaged through her purse and came out with what lookeda bottle. She poured it on the rabit and they bothgot in the car. Suddenly the rabit got up hopped alittle bit and waved, hopped a little and waved,hopped to the top of the hill and waved.Then dissapered over it.The husband just stared at his wife and said "Honey, what did you pour onthat rabit?"His wife just said "Hair Restorer with a permanent wave."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Blonde Jokes: 1.    Category: Blonde jokes   Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?A: A thought.... more 2.    Category: Blonde jokes   A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord - nothing happens.She pulls... more 3.    Category: Blonde jokes   Q: What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Rican... more 4.    Category: Blonde jokes   Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44 bus? She took the 22 twice instead.... more 5.    Category: Blonde jokes   Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?A: She fell out of the tree.... more 6.    Category: Blonde jokes   Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.... more 7.    Category: Blonde jokes   Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle?A: Trying to put batteries in it.... more 8.    Category: Blonde jokes   Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat herself?A: Acupuncture.... more 9.    Category: Blonde jokes   Q.What are the worst six years in a blondes life?A: Third Grade.... more 10.    Category: Blonde jokes   Q: Did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a car accident?A: The spare tire in her trunk blew out.... more