Viewing Joke: Category: Dirty jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 19   Joke: Two Marines were sitting around talking one day. The first Marine asked the second Marine, "If they were to drop a bomb right now, what would be the first thing you would do?"The second Marine said, "I would screw the first thing that moved. What would you do?"The first Marine replied, "I would stand very still for half an hour."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Dirty Jokes: 1.    Category: Dirty jokes   Q. What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.... more 2.    Category: Dirty jokes   Joan, the town gossip and supervisor of the towns morals, publicly accused herneighbor George of being an alcoholic beca... more 3.    Category: Dirty jokes   Q: What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?A: The man.... more 4.    Category: Dirty jokes   Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? A: Theyre doing research on black holes.... more 5.    Category: Dirty jokes   Winnie-the-Pooh is eating a roll. Piglet arrives.- Give me some roll, Winnie!- Its not a roll, its a bun.- Give me some... more 6.    Category: Dirty jokes   Whats the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with ever... more 7.    Category: Dirty jokes   The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the nex... more 8.    Category: Dirty jokes   Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is sucking hers, one is biting hers, one is lickin... more 9.    Category: Dirty jokes   Q: What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?A: S&M&M.... more 10.    Category: Dirty jokes   Q: Did you hear about the conceited blonde?A: She screams her own name when she comes.... more