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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to safety."Private," the officer said, "Im recommending you for a medal. You risked your life to save the locations of our secret warehouses.""Warehouses?" the private shouted. "I thought you said whorehouses!"
 
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