Viewing Joke:

Category:Divorce jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:9
 
Joke:Two men are talking. The first sez, "I got married because I was tiredof eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearingshabby clothes.""Amazing," said the second, "I just got divorced for the very samereasons."
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Divorce Jokes:

1.   Category: Divorce jokes  0 stars
Regardless of what you may hear, theres still many women these dayswho are excellent "housekeepers". Seems each time the... more

2.   Category: Divorce jokes  0 stars
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge turned to the husband and said:"Im goi... more

3.   Category: Divorce jokes  0 stars
Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None, the sockets go with the house.... more

4.   Category: Divorce jokes  0 stars
Did you hear about the lawyer whose divorce ended up in a nasty custody fight about a dog? When the lawyer won, the dog... more

5.   Category: Divorce jokes  0 stars
A hillbilly walked into an attorneys office wanting to file for divorce. Attorney: "May I help you?" Hillbilly: "Yea, I... more

6.   Category: Divorce jokes  0 stars
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split thehouse. He got the outside.... more

7.   Category: Divorce jokes  0 stars
Two men are talking. The first sez, "I got married because I was tiredof eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laund... more

8.   Category: Divorce jokes  0 stars
Miss DeAngelo was a none-too-bright young woman who had moved to Hollywood with dreams of becoming a star. She didnt fin... more

9.   Category: Divorce jokes  0 stars
Question: Whats the major cause of divorce? Answer: Once is not enough.... more

10.   Category: Divorce jokes  0 stars
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? They are four ways you can lose your house!... more


 

Copyright © Find Jokes.net - Free Online Jokes Website!!! _ Pakistani Music