Viewing Joke: Category: Dog jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 14   Joke: A man took his dog to the vets and asked the vet to completely remove the dogs tail. The vet confused said "Why do you want me to do that? the dogs tail is perfectly healthy." The man replied "Well the wifes mother comes this weekend and I want to make sure there are no signs of any welcome!!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Dog Jokes: 1.    Category: Dog jokes   What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick? A docs-hund!... more 2.    Category: Dog jokes   What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ?A mutt in a rut !... more 3.    Category: Dog jokes   What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?The umbrella can be shut up.... more 4.    Category: Dog jokes   What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?He made a spectacle of himself.... more 5.    Category: Dog jokes   What is a Chihuahuas favorite sport? Miniature golf!... more 6.    Category: Dog jokes   What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet? A Lassie who plays brassie!... more 7.    Category: Dog jokes   What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog ?Chump chops !... more 8.    Category: Dog jokes   What did the dog say to the pig?You are just a bore.... more 9.    Category: Dog jokes   Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?Because you cant bury them in trees !... more 10.    Category: Dog jokes   What kind of dog is the smartest? A great brain!... more