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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Whats your fathers occupation? asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year.Hes a conjurer, Maam, said the new boy.How interesting. Whats his favourite trick?He saws people in half.Gosh! now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?One half brother and two half sisters.
 
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