Viewing Joke: Category: Dog jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 15   Joke: A man is walking down the street when he hears a voice, "Pssst you come over here!" He looks round and can see no one but an old mangy greyhound. "yes over here!" Said the greyhound "Look at me Im tied up here, I should be racing I won 14 races in my carrer you know?" The man thought to himself "Oh my god a talking dog, I have to have it, it will make me rich, tv appearances cabaret bookings" So he goes in search of the owner.He found the owner and said "Id like to buy your dog, is he for sale??" The owner says "No mate you dont want that old moth eaten thing!" "But I do!" Insisted the man "Illl give you 1000 pounds for him. "Ok said the owner but I think your making a big mistake!" Handing over the money the man said "Why do you think that?" The man replied "Because that dogs a bloody liar its never won a race in its life!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Dog Jokes: 1.    Category: Dog jokes   What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ?A plain clothes police dog !... more 2.    Category: Dog jokes   What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road? Look out for the mice!... more 3.    Category: Dog jokes   Why do dogs run in circles ?Because its hard to run in squares !... more 4.    Category: Dog jokes   What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?A hen that lays pooched eggs.... more 5.    Category: Dog jokes   What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball? The Philadelphia Beagles!... more 6.    Category: Dog jokes   I just spotted a Chihuahua! That wasnt very nice, you shouldnt draw on dogs!... more 7.    Category: Dog jokes   Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?Because hes the watchdog a... more 8.    Category: Dog jokes   What did the dog say to the pig?You are just a bore.... more 9.    Category: Dog jokes   Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?He puts down the three and carries the one.... more 10.    Category: Dog jokes   What should you do if you have a basset hound over for dinner? Have a short table!... more