Viewing Joke: Category: Dog jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 15   Joke: A man and his dog went into a pub. The barman said "Sorry mate no dogs allowed in here!" The dog said "Oh please dont be like that, Im trained and I wont cause any trouble!" The bar man was astonished at the talking dog and sat and chatted with the dog and its owner. After a while the owner went to the toilet and the barman saw his chance for a prank. He said to the dog "Would you do me a favor as a wind up, will you go down to my friends bakers shop and order a loaf of bread??" "Sure!" Replied the dog. The bar man gave the dog a fiver and the dog left.When the owner came out of the toilet he went into a panic when he saw his dog had gone. The barman said "Its ok hes gone down to the bakery for me" The owner was livid "It IS NOT OK hes never been out on his own, anything could happen to him he could get run over.The owner spent the next hour searching for his dog, walking the str eets frantically. As he was walking he heard strange noises coming from an ally way, he went down and there was his dog having its wicked way with a lady poodle. "ROVER!" Shouted the owner "Youve had me worried sick, whats the matter with you youve never dissapeared like this before!" The dog replied "Ive never had a fiver before!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Dog Jokes: 1.    Category: Dog jokes   Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer who said his dog could draw. His dogs... more 2.    Category: Dog jokes   What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball? The Philadelphia Beagles!... more 3.    Category: Dog jokes   What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow ?Slush puppies !... more 4.    Category: Dog jokes   How can you tell a dog from an elephant?The elephant remembers.... more 5.    Category: Dog jokes   A man is walking down the street when he hears a voice, "Pssst you come over here!" He looks round and can see no one bu... more 6.    Category: Dog jokes   Why didnt the dog speak to his foot ?Because its not polite to talk back to your paw !... more 7.    Category: Dog jokes   Alsation: What is your favorite holiday? Chihuahua: Howloween!... more 8.    Category: Dog jokes   Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says tothe other, "I hearthat the occupants of this count... more 9.    Category: Dog jokes   What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives? A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while... more 10.    Category: Dog jokes   Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervously knocked on his blind dates door. She opened it and was as beau... more