Viewing Joke: Category: Dog jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 9   Joke: Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying; DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register. He asked the store manager, "Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of?" "Yep, thats him," he replied. The stranger couldnt help but be amused. "That certainly doesnt look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?" "Because," the owner replied, "before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Dog Jokes: 1.    Category: Dog jokes   Where will a springer spaniel never shop? At a flea market!... more 2.    Category: Dog jokes   Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger?Id rather have him chase the tiger.... more 3.    Category: Dog jokes   What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?Lap-top!... more 4.    Category: Dog jokes   Which dog tastes better when eaten?A hot dog.... more 5.    Category: Dog jokes   Why is a dog like a baseball player?He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.... more 6.    Category: Dog jokes   Why is a dog like a baseball player?He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.... more 7.    Category: Dog jokes   Where do Eskimos train their dogs ?In the mush room !... more 8.    Category: Dog jokes   What kind of dog can you best see in the dark? A glowberman pinscher!... more 9.    Category: Dog jokes   What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?That hit the spots !... more 10.    Category: Dog jokes   A man and his dog went into a pub. The barman said "Sorry mate no dogs allowed in here!" The dog said "Oh please dont be... more