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| What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?Cook-a-doodle-do!... more
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| What system do they teach in Hamburger Highs math courses?The meatric system, silly!... more
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| Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April?One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out t... more
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| How do you make a cheeseburger sad?Make it with blue cheese!... more
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| What old-time song is the burgers favourite?Hammy - as sung by Al Jolson!... more
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| 6. | Category: Burger jokes  |
| How did the jury find the hamburger?Grill-ty as charred!... more
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| What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?A fastball - a sizzler.... more
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| Who is the hamburgers favourite actress?Candice Berger!... more
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| Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion?The POTTED ones!... more
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| How do you make a hamburger green?Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!... more
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