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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, young man, youd stand up and let someone else sit down." "And if you were a lady," replied Roger, "youd stand up and let four people sit down."
 
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