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| How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar? Throw it under a bus.... more
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| Is everyone in the bus? asked the driver before he closed the door. No, called a lady, wait until I get my clothes on. A... more
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| A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. Theres no room, they said. Its full up! B... more
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| When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs? I prefer to ride on top, but its very hard getti... more
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| 5. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.... more
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| Does this bus stop at the river? If it doesnt therell be a very big splash.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Janet: Whats the difference between a cake and a school bus ?Jill: I dont know.Janet: Im glad I didnt send you to pick u... more
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| Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra crossing.... more
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| Teacher: Tommy Russell, youre late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. Its my bus - its always coming late. Teacher: Well, if its... more
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| Why couldnt the skeleton pay his bus fare? Because he was skint.... more
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