Viewing Joke: Category: Bus jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 23   Joke: A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very excited at the smell of the mans supper and began whining and jumping up at him. "Do you mind if I throw him a bit?" said the man to the lady. "Not at all," she replied, whereupon the man picked the dog up and threw it over a wall.    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Bus Jokes: 1.    Category: Bus jokes   Q: What is a bus ?A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.... more 2.    Category: Bus jokes   When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs? I prefer to ride on top, but its very hard getti... more 3.    Category: Bus jokes   Bus passenger: Id like a ticket to New York, please. Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger: Of course not, Im in the... more 4.    Category: Bus jokes   Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I wont stand in your way.... more 5.    Category: Bus jokes   A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very exc... more 6.    Category: Bus jokes   Why couldnt the skeleton pay his bus fare? Because he was skint.... more 7.    Category: Bus jokes   How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar? Throw it under a bus.... more 8.    Category: Bus jokes   Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!... more 9.    Category: Bus jokes   Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I wont stand in your way.... more 10.    Category: Bus jokes   Which end of a bus is it best to get off?It doesnt matter. Both ends stop.... more