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| Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they dont. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| What "bus" crossed the ocean?Columbus.... more
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| How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar? Throw it under a bus.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!... more
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| 5. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Why couldnt the skeleton pay his bus fare? Because he was skint.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Which end of a bus is it best to get off?It doesnt matter. Both ends stop.... more
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| Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I wont stand in your way.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Bus passenger: Id like a ticket to New York, please. Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger: Of course not, Im in the... more
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| Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, young man, youd stand up... more
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| 10. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the air and caught it be... more
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