Viewing Joke: Category: Bus jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 17   Joke: As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the air and caught it before getting on the bus. An amazed conductor said, What on earth did you do that for? I wanted to know if there was room on top, replied the man.    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Bus Jokes: 1.    Category: Bus jokes   Have you seen the bus website?Yes - its just the ticket!... more 2.    Category: Bus jokes   What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Hop on.... more 3.    Category: Bus jokes   Teacher: Tommy Russell, youre late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. Its my bus - its always coming late. Teacher: Well, if its... more 4.    Category: Bus jokes   What do monsters play when they are in the bus? Squash.... more 5.    Category: Bus jokes   Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I wont stand in your way.... more 6.    Category: Bus jokes   A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. Theres no room, they said. Its full up! B... more 7.    Category: Bus jokes   Q: What is a bus ?A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.... more 8.    Category: Bus jokes   Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, young man, youd stand up... more 9.    Category: Bus jokes   Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor: Theres an a... more 10.    Category: Bus jokes   Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No. Is there a strike? No, theyre stopping to let the p... more