Viewing Joke:

Category:Bus jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:16
 
Joke:A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. Theres no room, they said. Its full up! But you must let me on! shouted the man. Why, whats so special about you? they asked. Im the driver, replied the man.
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Bus Jokes:

1.   Category: Bus jokes  0 stars
Which end of a bus is it best to get off?It doesnt matter. Both ends stop.... more

2.   Category: Bus jokes  0 stars
What do monsters play when they are in the bus? Squash.... more

3.   Category: Bus jokes  0 stars
Does this bus stop at the river? If it doesnt therell be a very big splash.... more

4.   Category: Bus jokes  0 stars
Why couldnt the skeleton pay his bus fare? Because he was skint.... more

5.   Category: Bus jokes  0 stars
Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra crossing.... more

6.   Category: Bus jokes  0 stars
What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?One knows the stops, the other stops the nose.... more

7.   Category: Bus jokes  0 stars
Sam left work after a tiring day. Take the bus home, suggested a friend. My mother would only make me take it back, Sam... more

8.   Category: Bus jokes  0 stars
When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs? I prefer to ride on top, but its very hard getti... more

9.   Category: Bus jokes  0 stars
Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor: Theres an a... more

10.   Category: Bus jokes  0 stars
Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didnt hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus.... more


 

Copyright © Find Jokes.net - Free Online Jokes Website!!! _ Pakistani Music