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| Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I wont stand in your way.... more
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| As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the air and caught it be... more
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| Which end of a bus is it best to get off?It doesnt matter. Both ends stop.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. Theres no room, they said. Its full up! B... more
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| How do eels get around the seabed? They go by octobus.... more
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| Teacher: Tommy Russell, youre late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. Its my bus - its always coming late. Teacher: Well, if its... more
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| Janet: Whats the difference between a cake and a school bus ?Jill: I dont know.Janet: Im glad I didnt send you to pick u... more
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| Is everyone in the bus? asked the driver before he closed the door. No, called a lady, wait until I get my clothes on. A... more
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| How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar? Throw it under a bus.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| What have I got in my hands? A double decker bus! You looked!... more
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