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| What do monsters play when they are in the bus? Squash.... more
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| Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!... more
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| When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs? I prefer to ride on top, but its very hard getti... more
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| What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I dont know but it could always get a seat on a bus!... more
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| What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?One knows the stops, the other stops the nose.... more
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| Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I wont stand in your way.... more
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| Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they dont. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks.... more
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| Teacher: Tommy Russell, youre late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. Its my bus - its always coming late. Teacher: Well, if its... more
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| Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I wont stand in your way.... more
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| Why couldnt the skeleton pay his bus fare? Because he was skint.... more
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