| 1. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!... more
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| What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head? Dead.... more
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| How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar? Throw it under a bus.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around for too long.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No. Is there a strike? No, theyre stopping to let the p... more
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| 6. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| What have I got in my hands? A double decker bus! You looked!... more
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| 7. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect well pick up speed now youre getting off!... more
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| 8. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Janet: Whats the difference between a cake and a school bus ?Jill: I dont know.Janet: Im glad I didnt send you to pick u... more
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| Teacher: Tommy Russell, youre late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. Its my bus - its always coming late. Teacher: Well, if its... more
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| Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didnt hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus.... more
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