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| Why did the gum cross the road?Because it was under the elephants foot.... more
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| What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ?Six weeks old !... more
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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?You cant make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !... more
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| Why do elephants live in the jungle?Because its out of the high rent district.... more
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| Whats grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?A get wellephant !... more
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| Whats grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesnt get wet ?An elephant with an umbrella !... more
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| What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?Annette !... more
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| What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?Its ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !... more
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| Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful?Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a tim... more
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| What pill would you give to an elephant that cant sleep ?Trunkquilizers !... more
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