Viewing Joke: Category: Cannibal jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 8   Joke: Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, and they poison him. The second man asks for paper and a pen so that he can write a farewell letter to his family. This request is granted, and after he writes his letter, they kill him saving his skin for their canoes. Now it is the third mans turn. He asks for a fork. The cannibals are confused, but it is his final request, so they give him a fork. As soon as he has the fork he begins stabbing himself all over and shouts, "To hell with your canoes!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Cannibal Jokes: 1.    Category: Cannibal jokes   What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldnt eat another mortal.... more 2.    Category: Cannibal jokes   What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?Vitamin bills!... more 3.    Category: Cannibal jokes   When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.... more 4.    Category: Cannibal jokes   What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.... more 5.    Category: Cannibal jokes   Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.... more 6.    Category: Cannibal jokes   What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.... more 7.    Category: Cannibal jokes   Why didnt the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?He thought he would give him a paunch!... more 8.    Category: Cannibal jokes   What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian? They had a feast of fun.... more 9.    Category: Cannibal jokes   First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."... more 10.    Category: Cannibal jokes   What did the cannibal have for lunch?Baked beings (beans).... more