| 1. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Why do elephants eat raw food ?Because they dont know how to cook !... more
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| 2. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Whats as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?An elephants shadow !... more
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| 3. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Whats big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?The Loch Ness Elephant !... more
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| 4. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| What is an elephants favourite film ?Elephantasia... more
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| 5. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| What do you find in an elephants graveyard ?Elephantoms !... more
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| 6. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?"Pupil:"You dont have to find them, theyre too big to lose !"... more
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| 7. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ?Six weeks old !... more
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| 8. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Teacher: "Name six wild animals"Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"... more
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| 9. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?Cold ones !... more
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| Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?Because theyre easier to get at the ballpark.... more
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