Viewing Joke: Category: Business jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 9   Joke: A new business was opening and one of the owners friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card; it said "Rest in Peace". The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was ,the florist said. "Sir, Im really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should imagine this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, "Congratulations on your new location."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Business Jokes: 1.    Category: Business jokes   Did you hear about the businessman who is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? Its for peopl... more 2.    Category: Business jokes   The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections fromall the private businesses that they were protecting.... more 3.    Category: Business jokes   What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory? You can hear a cough drop.... more 4.    Category: Business jokes   A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome.The employ... more 5.    Category: Business jokes   Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "were doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tom... more 6.    Category: Business jokes   The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those who dont know. Those who know are no problem.T... more 7.    Category: Business jokes   A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, sohe asked his secretary for some mathematical help. "If I were... more 8.    Category: Business jokes   Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various ques... more 9.    Category: Business jokes   INTERVIEWER to job applicant: "Do you think you could come up with any reason you want this job other than your parents... more 10.    Category: Business jokes   The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were protecting... more