Viewing Joke: Category: Business jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 16   Joke: The farmer goes to town one day and happens to run into his old pal the tractor salesman."Hows business?" asks the farmer. "Not very good, I havent sold a tractor in months, How are things on the farm?" asked the salesman."Well-- The other day I went out to the barn to milk that old cow I have. I started milking and she swatted me with her tail, so I tied her tail to the ceiling. I started milking again and she kicked me with her left leg so I tied that to the left side of the stall. I started milking again and she kicked me with her right leg so I tied that one to the right side of the stall. About that time my wife walked in the barn, and if you can convince her that I was just trying to milk that damn cow,Ill buy a tractor from you!!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Business Jokes: 1.    Category: Business jokes   A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, sohe asked his secretary for some mathematical help. "If I were... more 2.    Category: Business jokes   Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threate... more 3.    Category: Business jokes   The boss called one of his employees into the office. "Rob," he said, "youve been with the company for a year. You start... more 4.    Category: Business jokes   An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the lunch wh... more 5.    Category: Business jokes   What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory? You can hear a cough drop.... more 6.    Category: Business jokes   An Arthur Anderson partner comes back to his office and says to his manager, "Did you get my message where I said, Ship... more 7.    Category: Business jokes   This guy is selling three parrots. Another guy who wants to buy a parrot approaches him and asks, "How much are your par... more 8.    Category: Business jokes   The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked u... more 9.    Category: Business jokes   After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, Arnold was hired by a warehouse. One day he lost control o... more 10.    Category: Business jokes   A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake a... more