| 1. | Category: Face jokes  |
| A woman just back from Arizona was telling her friends about the trip. "When my husband first saw the Grand Canyon, his... more
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| 2. | Category: Face jokes |
| Freds new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip.... more
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| 3. | Category: Face jokes |
| Why is your face all scratched ?My girlfriend said it with flowers.How romantic.Not really, she hit me round the head wi... more
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| 4. | Category: Face jokes |
| Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.... more
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| 5. | Category: Face jokes |
| Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Dont worry, I dont expect anyone will notice.... more
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| 6. | Category: Face jokes |
| Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?Pupil: Id be too polite to men... more
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| 7. | Category: Face jokes |
| Boy monster: Youve got a face like a million dollars !Girl monster: Have I really ?Boy monster: Yes - its green and wrin... more
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| 8. | Category: Face jokes |
| I dont know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt.... more
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| 9. | Category: Face jokes |
| First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face. Second Witch: Its because hes a hoptimi... more
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| 10. | Category: Face jokes |
| Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up. Harry: Do you think so? Fred: Yes. Its so thick that if you tell her a joke, fi... more
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