Viewing Joke: Category: Business jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 18   Joke: There are three beggars begging on Wall Street.The first beggar wrote "Beggar" on his broken cup. He received $10.00 after one day.The next day, the second beggar wrote "Beggar.com" on his cup. After one day, he received hundreds of thousands of dollars and an offer to float an IPO on NASDAQ.The following day, the third beggar wrote "e-Beg" on his cup. Microsoft, IBM, and HP sent corporate vice-presidents to talk to him about strategic alliances and offered him free hardware consultancy. In addition, it was reported on CNBC that e-Beg uses 95% Oracle technology and that I2 announced the launch of BegTradeMatrix; a b2b industry portal offering supply chain integration in the beggar community.    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Business Jokes: 1.    Category: Business jokes   An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" He answered... more 2.    Category: Business jokes   Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his... more 3.    Category: Business jokes   Q: Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?A: From crawling acros... more 4.    Category: Business jokes   An Irishman goes for a job on a building site.The man says, "Can you brew tea?"The Irishman says, "Yes.""Good. Can you d... more 5.    Category: Business jokes   A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the... more 6.    Category: Business jokes   An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following:"Please send me one of those gasoline engines for my boat... more 7.    Category: Business jokes   A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the... more 8.    Category: Business jokes   INTERVIEWER to job applicant: "Do you think you could come up with any reason you want this job other than your parents... more 9.    Category: Business jokes   Did you hear about the businessman who is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? Its for peopl... more 10.    Category: Business jokes   When Bernard got fired from his last job they were really tough. They made him hand back his keys to the executive toile... more