Viewing Joke: Category: Business jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 10   Joke: A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall: $500 If we fail to fill your order! When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant nuts on rye.She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen where all hell breaks loose!The restaurant owner comes storming out of the kitchen. He runs up to the customers table, slaps five $100 bills down on it and says, "You got me this time buddy, but I want you to know thats the first time in ten years weve been out of rye bread!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Business Jokes: 1.    Category: Business jokes   An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and prett... more 2.    Category: Business jokes   Q: Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?A: From crawling acros... more 3.    Category: Business jokes   Im very sad to announce this morning, girls, that Miss Jones has decided to retire, said the principal at morning assemb... more 4.    Category: Business jokes   Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government travelers, they were assigned... more 5.    Category: Business jokes   A frog goes into the bank and asks the teller for a loan. The teller tells the frog to see Mr. Paddywack, the loan offic... more 6.    Category: Business jokes   The farmer goes to town one day and happens to run into his old pal the tractor salesman."Hows business?" asks the farme... more 7.    Category: Business jokes   An Irishman goes for a job on a building site.The man says, "Can you brew tea?"The Irishman says, "Yes.""Good. Can you d... more 8.    Category: Business jokes   This guy is selling three parrots. Another guy who wants to buy a parrot approaches him and asks, "How much are your par... more 9.    Category: Business jokes   What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory? You can hear a cough drop.... more 10.    Category: Business jokes   Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an imm... more