| 1. | Category: Face jokes  |
| My teachers got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.... more
|
| 2. | Category: Face jokes |
| Boy: Youve got a face like a million dollars. Girl: Have I really? Boy: Yes ? its green and wrinkly.... more
|
| 3. | Category: Face jokes |
| A little boy came running into the kitchen. "Dad, dad," he said, "theres a monster at the door with a really ugly face."... more
|
| 4. | Category: Face jokes |
| Why is your nose in the middle of your face?Because it is the scenter (centre).... more
|
| 5. | Category: Face jokes |
| I never forget a face, but in your case Ill make an exception.... more
|
| 6. | Category: Face jokes |
| You can read his mind in his face. Yes, its usually a complete blank.... more
|
| 7. | Category: Face jokes |
| Freds new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip.... more
|
| 8. | Category: Face jokes |
| Fred: Youve got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No, its roamin all over your face.... more
|
| 9. | Category: Face jokes |
| Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Dont worry, I dont expect anyone will notice.... more
|
| 10. | Category: Face jokes |
| I dont know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt.... more
|
