Viewing Joke: Category: Business jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 18   Joke: The Ten Commandments Of EmploymentIf it rings, put it on hold.If it clunks, call the repairman.If it whistles, ignore it.If its a friend, stop work and chat.If its the boss, look busy.If it talks, take notes.If its handwritten, type it.if its typed, copy it.If its copied, file it.If its Friday, forget it!    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Business Jokes: 1.    Category: Business jokes   Why did the doughnut maker retire? He was fed up with the hole business.... more 2.    Category: Business jokes   When I asked my boss for a salary rise because I was doing the work of three men he said he couldnt increase my pay, but... more 3.    Category: Business jokes   A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the money. By chance... more 4.    Category: Business jokes   A Japanese guy is at Los Angeles International Airport, waiting for his flight back home to Japan. While hes waiting, he... more 5.    Category: Business jokes   A young executive was leaving the office late one evening, when he finds the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a... more 6.    Category: Business jokes   Did you hear about the businessman who is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? Its for peopl... more 7.    Category: Business jokes   A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he su... more 8.    Category: Business jokes   A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk."Well they feel a... more 9.    Category: Business jokes   My husbands business is rather up-and-down - he makes yo-yos.... more 10.    Category: Business jokes   An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" He answered... more